That's excellent!!
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I'm reminded of a day when I was cleaning and was about to hurl some dirty water out the door (for anyone here who thinks this is weird or uncivilized, I'm country - let me be lol). Anyway, I opened the door and was about to throw the dirty water out when I barely stopped myself in time. Yikes, there were two Jehovah's Witnesses right there unknowingly ready to be covered in unholy water.
Another comical thing... One day I was doing a task out in the front yard when I saw a Mormon swiftly ride his bicycle by as fast as he could pedal. I thought, "What's wrong with that guy?" Shortly after him, the second Mormon came swiftly riding his bicycle by as fast as he could. I just assumed they must have had an emergency of some sort and shrugged my shoulders, but before I could get back to what I was doing I started to hear someone else. I looked and here comes a crazy looking guy on a girls bicycle trying to catch up with them, all the while he's yelling at them. I couldn't make out what he was yelling. It was a funny sight (much more comical seeing it in person). I will say though, we haven't had many (if any) Mormons or JWs coming around here since that guy chased them away. I can hear them talking in their circles, "Stay out of that area. Crazy people live down that way."

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